
So far this year, largely in support of Pillion, Alexander Skarsgard has shown up in fancy waders, a shirt in which someone appears to be (sexily?) about to step on another person’s face, blue sequin pants, and dildos and butt plugs. immediately, at the film festival in London, he’s gone full halter best. And he looks extremely shoulders. Strong! I mean strong.
He is hugging Jake Shears here (of the Scissor Sisters, also in the movie), which I decided was my favorite option for showing you the back, because you can also see Jake’s weirdo x-ray shoes. It’s all very arms. ALLURING. I meant alluring. The last man we saw in a halter was Timothee Chalamet, which gave me a stellar idea: They’re making a sequel to Call Me By Your Name, right? Why not slide A.Skars right into that, since we don’t need to tangle with Armie Hammer anymore? IMAGINE the press torso. TOUR. I meant tour.