You can always tell a Harvard woman; you just can’t tell her not to steal a musician’s fiddle at the Burren

The Crimson reports there were witnesses to the foiled fiddle filching at the Burren in Somerville. Plus, the bow fell out of one of the two students’ coats as they were getting into an Uber. One of the two is a Crimson editor, but declined to comment when contacted by a Crimson reporter.